Menstruation Crustaceans: Warm (Meme-Worthy) Lobster Plush Heating Pads
What is a Menstruation Crustacean?
Menstruation Crustaceans are becoming a super popular way to treat your menstrual cramps without the need of medicine. But what exactly is a menstruation crustacean? Are they only in crustacean form? Can you use one if you're allergic to shellfish? Luckily for you, the menstruation crustacean heating pad lobster is something that's safe for all to use and comes in the cutest styles. They're cuter than what they sound like and we've got all the information you need when it comes to learning about the oddly named menstrual relief product and its incredible benefits.
Who coined the phrase Menstruation Crustacean?
So where does the term "menstruation crustacean" even come from anyway? Well there's no real consensus on who coined the phrase, but the story has some interesting roots. Someone online shared a photo of a little lobster statue holding a plate full of period products and they called it the "menstruation crustacean station".
So while Warmies doesn't offer stations where you can store all of your menstruation supplies, we have taken the menstruation crustacean meaning to a whole new level. We created a lobster stuffed animal that's full of natural filling and lavender that can be heated up to relieve your period cramps. So instead of a whole station that goes in your bathroom, we have a portable and microwavable menstruation crustacean plush to relieve your period cramps.
The Benefits of Warmies Stuffed Lobster for Period Relief
Warmies stuffed animals are all kinds of cute and cuddly. While being cute and cuddly may seem like reason enough to add some Warmies to your stuffed animal collection, they aren't the only reasons why Warmies are the must-have item of the year. Check out all the benefits and advantages to having a Warmies product below:
1. Menstrual Cramp Relief
During the menstrual cycle, the uterus starts to shed the inner lining and releases it as blood. With all these contractions and shedding, it's no surprise that cramps are the main symptom people report when on their period. Heat has been a proven method to relieving menstrual pain as it relaxes the muscles within the uterus.
2. Lower Back Pain Relief
Whether it's due to poor posture, sitting in an office chair all day, or an additional symptom of menstruation, lower back pain plagues many people everyday. By having a Warmies stuffed animal, you can heat it up in the microwave and soothe the muscles in your lower back that are causing you grief.
3. Headache and Migraine Relief
Warmies aren't just microwavable stuffed animals. Warmies can also be placed into the freezer and cooled down enough to relieve even the most aggravating of headaches. Cold therapy helps trick the brain into not feeling the pain, thus giving you some much needed relief.
4. Relaxes the Mind
All Warmies products are stuffed with natural fibers and real French dried lavender. That means that when you hold your Warmies plush, you'll catch a nice whiff of the beautiful lavender aroma. Scents like lavender are proven to reduce anxiety and aid in relaxation.
5. Improves Sleep
Coupled with the aromatherapy of Warmies, they also have a nice hefty weight to them that improves sleep. If you find yourself having trouble sleeping a night, Warmies might be just the thing. The weight is like a hug and helps calm the mind and body.
6. Lowers Blood Pressure
Since the Warmies are weighted and have lavender, they soothe and relax your body and mind. All of this and more will help lower your blood pressure and even improve your health.
Most of the microwavable stuffed animals out on the market are filled with all kinds of plastic and nonsense. This means that heating them up could leak toxins into your home. Warmies products don't have that problem as they are filled with natural fibers and lavender, making them one of the safest products out there.
Menstruation Crustacean Instructions
Now that you're interested in having your own personal menstruation crustacean, you will need to know what steps are required to use it and gain the benefits. Below are the simple steps that come with having a Warmies product.
Step 1: Choose your own personal Menstruation Crustacean
You may choose the literal crustacean Warmies lobster or you might want an animal design that's more suited to your own personality or that of your loved one's. No matter which you choose, each Warmies product is 100% toxin-free, filled with natural materials, and ready to be cuddled. You can explore all the different options here.
Step 2: Heat it up or cool it down
Depending on the symptoms you want to relieve, you can put your microwave or the freezer. If you're going to use the microwave, be sure to follow the instructions and avoid putting it in there for more than two minutes at a time. For the freezer, you can leave your Warmies in there for up to an hour or more to get it to the ideal temperature.
Step 3: Place it on your body
Once you've warmed up or cooled down your Warmies stuffed animal, you can now use it on your body. You can snuggle up with it on your chest, lie down on your back with it placed on your belly, or even use it as a pillow. It's up to you where you use it.
Does a Menstruation Crustacean have to be a Lobster?
While the name has that special ring to it that is memorable, your menstruation crustacean does not absolutely have to be in crustacean form. In fact, your personal menstruation crustacean for cramps can be in the form of any animal that Warmies has available. You can have one in the form of a cuddly bear, a sea turtle, a manatee, an alligator, and the ever-unique axolotl on top of hundreds of other options.
What makes a menstruation crustacean so appealing is the name, of course, and the fact that the lobster is nice and flat. You can choose whatever shape and animal you'd like, but having that wide and flat shape is ideal for covering as much surface area as possible for providing optimal relief.
Where to buy Menstruation Crustacean
There aren't lots of places where you can get your hands on something as unique as a menstruation crustacean heating pad lobster. The only place where you can buy this unique item and others like it is on the Warmies site. There you'll find all of the incredible options available. You have your pick of stuffed animals, eye masks, boots, slippers, heat pads, and more. All of these products will be beneficial in reducing your menstrual pains and symptoms.
Do Menstruation Crustaceans make good gifts
If menstruation crustaceans aren't something you're interested but would like to gift it to a loved one, these make the perfect gifts. They're perfect for your wife, a girlfriend, a friend, or anyone in your life that you think would benefit from a warm and cuddly plushie. You don't have to be limited to just cramp crustacean Warmies either, as you can gift them more practical items like heat pads or neck wraps. It's a gift that you can perfectly tailor to the style and interests of the gift recipient.
Menstruation Crustacean Reviews
So what do other people have to say about menstruation crustaceans? You can check out some of the menstruation crustacean reviews below where people have nothing but great things to say about Warmies products.
"He smells so good. I love to just plop him down anywhere and he fits in. ❤️”
- Candy D.
"Love, love, love Sid, the Sloth! (Yes, I named him.) He is so warm and comforting for my old bones and joints on these very cold nights. These warmies aren’t just for kids!”
- Susan M.
"I have bought warmies for many friends and family members, they have love them.”
- Dianna D.
Be sure to check out more menstruation crustacean stuffed animal reviews.
Warmies Uses Only The Safest & Highest Quality Stuffing in Our Plush Heatable Lavender Scented Lobster
When it comes to menstrual symptoms, it's clear that there's only one option out there: menstruation crustaceans. Getyour own at Warmies, where we make the best products and stuffed animals that help relieve all sorts of body aches and pains while putting a smile on your face. Who wouldn't want a cuddly and cute stuffed animal giving you warmth and soothing smells, especially while dealing with the nasty symptoms that come with menstruation?
Warmies products aren't just for kids, so don't be fooled by the cuddly cute plushies you see on our site. Even if the plushies aren't for you, you can get all kinds of other products that will do the same job. All-in-all, whatever kind of menstruation crustacean you get are not something you want to miss out on, so be sure to explore the different options so that you can enjoy all the great benefits. Contact the Warmies team today if you have any questions or concerns about Warmies products and menstruation crustaceans.